Target the 23% of enterprises that refuse to upgrade from 1987. Our AI-powered thermal paper algorithms deliver your message directly to the one guy who still checks the fax machine.
Our military-grade redial engine will call that fax machine until someone unplugs it. 99.7% eventual connection rate.*
Learn more →If they print your fax, we send more faxes. If they ignore it, we send even more faxes. It's science.
Learn more →Advanced thermal paper analytics track every curl, wrinkle, and coffee stain. Full beep-to-sale attribution included.
Learn more →Four simple steps to analog advertising supremacy
Upload your list of fax numbers. We'll target law offices, medical practices, and that one guy at corporate who insists faxes are "more secure."
Design your masterpiece with our drag-and-drop editor. Add your logo, a professional cover sheet, and our proprietary thermal-paper tracking pixels.
Our AI-powered fax farm dials numbers 24/7. We automatically retry during optimal fax hours (2-4 AM) when machines are less likely to be busy.
Track every paper curl with our patented Thermal Analytics™. Measure fax-to-phone-call conversion rates and optimize your beep-per-acquisition costs.
Live dashboard of every beep, curl, and paper jam across our global fax network
Seamlessly connect with your existing analog infrastructure and legacy paper-based systems
Import Excel spreadsheets of fax numbers (supports .xls files from 1995)
Convert your digital emails into authentic analog fax transmissions with realistic dial-up sounds
RESTful API with authentic modem AT commands for that vintage developer experience
Automatically update Salesforce when someone picks up their fax and goes "what is this?"
Full compatibility with your company's 1997 Lotus Notes installation (password: admin123)
Meets all healthcare privacy requirements* (*requirements may not actually exist for fax machines)
From garage startup to Fortune 500 fax supremacy
Scientifically proven results from our thermal paper laboratory
"We used to waste time with 'email marketing' and 'social media.' Now our fax campaigns reach the one person in each office who still knows how to use the machine. Our thermal paper curls have never been more engaging."Dr. Margaret Beepsworth, Chief Thermal Officer
"Our competitors are still stuck in 2024 with their 'websites' and 'mobile apps.' Meanwhile, we own the fax channel. Every mechanic shop in town gets our daily thermal transmissions at 3 AM sharp."Tony Faxman, VP of Analog Domination
"Why chase clients on LinkedIn when you can fax them directly? Our 'Slip & Fall?' campaigns now reach every doctor's office, chiropractor, and physical therapy clinic in the tri-state area. The paper trail is literally bulletproof."Saul Goodfax, Senior Partner & Chief Beep Strategist
Bank-level protection for your most sensitive fax transmissions
Expert answers to your thermal paper concerns
Absolutely. Our fax satellites can beam thermal transmissions to any country that still has phone lines. We're particularly strong in countries where the internet hasn't arrived yet.
Our AI detects paper shortages and automatically dispatches our Paper Delivery Ninjas™ to refill the tray. They work nights and weekends.
We've trained our AI to recognize over 47 different busy signal patterns. If a line is busy, we'll call every 3 minutes until they pick up or move offices.
Of course! Test different fonts (Comic Sans performs surprisingly well), paper curl angles, and even the timing of your beeps. Our Thermal Testing Lab™ can optimize your campaigns down to the millisecond.
Absolutely critical. Studies show that thermal paper curls trigger a nostalgic response in recipients, reminding them of simpler times when faxes were the pinnacle of business communication.
Delivery times vary based on the recipient's commitment to maintaining their 1987 fax infrastructure. Most transmissions complete within 3-47 minutes, accounting for paper jams, toner changes, and confused office workers.
While they're wasting money on "Instagram ads" and "Google campaigns," you'll dominate the thermal paper landscape. The fax revolution starts now.